UkuleleToday’s Fiona installment features:
• Determination
• Improvised aviation
• Aerial snack strategy
Physics was not consulted.
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Official results from the Living Room Pole Vault Finals:
Fiona the Rescue Mutt — 10.0 🏅
Judges: squirrel, rabbit, cat
Landing: bull’s-eye
No poles were harmed in the making of this jump.
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Meet Fiona the Rescue Mutt 🐾
A joyful mix of breeds, personality, and pure love.
Proof that “mutt” = “perfect.”
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⚖️🐾 Fiona, Esq. issues a formal reminder:
Treat access is non-negotiable.
Prompt payment prevents canine distress.
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My cat needs this!
Too extra, tbh.
A waste of romanzas.
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