Pssst.

In case no-one's told you today, English has a word meaning "of or pertaining to pigeons".

That word is peristeronic.

Anyways, gay nya-ight every-nyan 

#pigeons #peristeronic #PeristeronicAF #doves #linguistics #language #English #words

All wood pigeons in Essex, England are called Geoffrey (aka Jeffrey).

This can be heard in their primary call to each other.

Hoo HOO HOO, Hoo-Hoo!
(It's MY TREE, Geoffrey!)

Their other call is:

Hoo HOO HOO! Hoo HOO HOO!
(It's MY TREE! It's MY TREE!)

#pigeons #CursedKnowledge #peristeronic

PSA

All wood pigeons in Essex, England are canonically named Geoffrey.

Their main interactions are:

"Hoo HOO hoo, hoo-hoo."
- "It's MY tree, Geoffrey."

"Hoo HOO hoo! Hoo HOO hoo!"
- "It's MY tree! It's MY tree!"

#pigeons #peristeronic

Feeling a bit #Spheniscidine today.

(Yesterday was my #peristeronic day)