I only minutes ago picked the first jalapeños from the garden, and they are really fucking hot. What’s this I hear you say? James, the jalapeño is not in any way hot, why it’s not even worthy of belonging to the capsicum species!
WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!
Come over here, dice a couple of these up, and then touch the corner of your eye socket. You will change your mind pretty damn smartly, I assure you!
#DumbAss #Pepper