The universe has balanced itself. All is as it should be.

#Yinz #Yinzer #YinzerMafia #Pennsyltucky #Pennsylvania #Keystone #Appalachia #Allegheny
Bytemology of Retronym, OCTADE. Yinzer phonics. Butterfly Perfume.

OCTADE or OCTAD is a retro word that means either an octal digit of three bits, or an octal octet or an eight-bit byte. Thus an octade, depending on its historical use, is either 3 bits or 8 bits.

OCTADE was used to specify eight bits, as opposed to BYTE which is not necessarily eight bits as the word BYTE could signify any of several numbers of bits.

This yields the retro 1337 numbers of 38 and 83. The number 38 is one more than 37 so a bit more elite a bit cooler. Thus it owns cardinally shorter byterz.

83 mod 38 equals 7, the highest octal digit. 838 mod 383 equals 72 or 9 times 8 which is 8 squared plus 8.

8338 mod 3883 equals 572 which is 72 times 8 minus 4 or 71.5 times 8.

8383 mod 3838 equals 707 which is 88 times 8 plus 3.

I prefer the old word OCTADE to the word BYTE. OCTADE sports a Euro-peon dignity and gravitas like an Internet serf ready to surf the worknet like pwnd peons. This is very true when pronouncing OCTADE with a thick Pennsyltucky Dutch or Yinzer accent. The Bostonian pronunciation sounds like bad beginner German or muffled mumbling of 'lactate.'

OCTADE or OCTAD was also used to describe a poem of eight stanzas.

OCTADE was also used to describe a period of eight years, or two leap years.

OCTADECANAL is a pheromone found in butterflies. It is butterfly perfume. I would not wear butterfly cologne. But I would sell it. Who would buy and wear my snobby smell? With wordplay we can call it OCTADE CHANNEL No. 8 . All rights reserved, ye French odor snooties.

Historical references for use of 'octade' or 'octad':

Burroughs B5500 Information Processing Systems REFERENCE MANUAL
https://bitsavers.trailing-edge.com/pdf/burroughs/LargeSystems/B5000_5500_5700/1021326_B5500_RefMan_196705.pdf

Philips Data Systems Product Range - April 1971
https://www.vintage-calculators.nl/Philips%20productoverzicht%201971.pdf

Is there another name for octet that means 8 bits?
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-another-name-for-octet-that-means-8-bits

#octade #octad #binary #byte #jargon #etymology #bytemology #wordplay #wordgames #wordcrimes #history #retro #retronym #retronymous #yinzer #pennsyltucky #humor

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Hype for the Future 112M: Borough of Mifflintown, Pennsylvania

Overview The Borough of Mifflintown is located within Juniata County, Pennsylvania, serving as the county seat and located directly along the Juniata River, a notable tributary of the Susquehanna River through the region. Today, the community is of minimal population, with recent counts smaller than two thousand total residents within borough limits. Even immediately outside the borough proper, into Fermanagh Township largely to the north, is a very sparsely populated area of approximately a […]

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Hype for the Future 112M: Borough of Mifflintown, Pennsylvania

Overview The Borough of Mifflintown is located within Juniata County, Pennsylvania, serving as the county seat and located directly along the Juniata River, a notable tributary of the Susquehanna R…

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Mom lives in a small town in a
deep-red area of #Pennsyltucky. I'd say she needs to share this to her Facebook, but I don't want her to be ostracized.
I dunno where the guy or the parents in the opening clip are from, but this is the mentality of central Pennsylvania. It's why it was inevitable that it would become MAGAland. It's why I never once in my life felt a feeling of "home" when growing up, there. It's why most of the people I graduated with who left the area for college never moved back.

#MAGA
#Pennsyltucky

#Americans #Virginia #Pennsyltucky

"The Fourth of July is meant to be a day of celebration, but sometimes things don’t go as planned. For one Virginia mother, the holiday was anything but festive. Her day was completely ruined after a misunderstanding at a local July 4th party. It all began when she was invited to the event by her son’s friend’s mother. Having recently moved into the neighborhood, she saw it as a great opportunity to meet new people and make a good first impression. Wanting to show her appreciation for being included, she prepared an expensive salad that cost her around $40 to contribute to the potluck.

But when she arrived at the house, things quickly went downhill. Unbeknownst to her, the home where the July 4th party was being held did not belong to the person who invited her. Just as she was about to introduce herself, the actual homeowner, a man, confronted her with hostility. He questioned why she had walked into his house without saying anything and accused her of being rude.

Shocked and confused, the Virginia mom tried to explain, but it became clear she had not been formally invited by the homeowner himself. Feeling unwelcome and uncomfortable, she decided to leave. She described how some of the other July 4th party guests gave her judgmental looks, and one man even sarcastically said, 'Welcome to the neighborhood. See you later. F*** you!'

The experience left her in tears. 'People are so nasty,' she said, recalling how hurtful the encounter was. She admitted it was the first time she had ever been treated like that. All she had wanted was to make some new friends and feel a sense of community in her new home.

To make matters worse, the salad she had spent time and money preparing was left behind at the party, completely untouched and ignored. She said she never meant to intrude and felt terrible for unintentionally casting a shadow over her children’s Fourth of July. The experience felt deeply unfair to her, and she couldn’t understand why the guests looked at her with such disdain.

Many people expressed sympathy for the Virginia mother and her experience. Some commented that it wasn’t uncommon for certain rural communities to react with hostility toward newcomers. One user shared, 'I grew up in rural Pennsylvania and encountered these kinds of attitudes all the time from the backwoods townies. There was massive hostility toward anyone new, snap judgments, cold shoulders, and snide remarks. The person who invited her is a coward for not speaking up and leaving with her.'"

https://thenerdstash.com/virginia-mom-kicked-out-of-july-4th-party-after-bringing-salad-people-are-so-nasty/

Virginia Mom Kicked Out of July 4th Party After Bringing Salad: ‘People Are So Nasty'

A Virginia mom’s July 4th turned sour after a party invite went wrong, leaving her humiliated, unwelcomed, and walking away from a $40 salad.

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When it comes to Elmo's gesture, I might be convincible that "alleged" is the correct word, but the #Pennsyltucky piece of trash? No. That face she was making, her tone and everything about her bearing says she knew full well what she was doing but thought Elmo's consequences-free display meant it was okay to publicly out herself as a #Nazi.


https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/pennsylvania-laura-smith-towamencin-township-nazi-salute-controversy-elon-musk/4089263/
Pa. supervisor resigns after appearing to mimic Elon Musk's alleged Nazi salute

Laura Smith resigned from the Towamencin Township Board of Supervisors after a video appeared to show her mimicking Elon Musk's alleged Nazi salute.

NBC 10 Philadelphia
The second (and most brutal) death occurred after the hunt, when the FIL exclaimed, “Did you see it? It looks like he killed a baby doe! I wouldn’t show that picture to anyone if I were him!” in front of a room full of family members. #DeerHunting #Pennsyltucky
election is over, no one is going to be able to top this. #pennsyltucky
Central Pa. school district installs surveillance windows in gender-inclusive bathrooms

The South Western School District in York County is drawing scrutiny and outrage from LGBTQ advocates for its new policy to install surveillance windows in gender-inclusive bathrooms.

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