When u don't read the dialogue that one #ElderScrolls #game and it leads you down this long weird #quest line that ends with some guy who has turned the entire kingdom against you because you apparently stole his penis and traded it to a hobo for some knick-knack you forgot about in the first half of the questline. #FML. 😩

And only now, as I'm having to restart the entire fucking game, do I realize you were supposed to kill the guy who told you to do that and steal the knick-knack from the hobo rather than do that mission where you sneak into the guy's house and pickpocket him of his "greatest treasure" in his sleep. And it would have been so fucking obvious had I just read the damn text.

TODD HOWARD EXPLAIN HOW HE DIDN'T WAKE UP WHEN I STOLE HIS PENIS DON'T GIVE ME THAT#ITJUSTWORKS SHIT.

#ToddHoward #PenisTheft #RealLife

"It's Monday Afternoon. Do you know where YOUR Penis is?"

#MissingPenises #PenisTheft #penis #Shitpost

“Theft”

It’s your own fault, you should have guarded your body parts more closely

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He stood up from the machine, immediately noticing the lightness in his crotch, "Ah... Woah... I... I lost?" He felt the breeze against his groin, and could see that his genitals had disappeared, but couldn't believe that they were gone.

The other guy laughed, standing tall over the other machine, his penis now several inches longer, his sack hanging much heavier as it gently swung, all mass of his fellow gambler's cock and balls now transferred to his own. "Bad luck there, buddy. One of us was gonna loose, and it looks like it was you. Don't worry, I'll be sure to let the ladies appreciate every inch of my dick that used to be yours!"

The two contestants were ushered away as the next pair approached, tentatively, knowing that only one could walk away with intact genitals.

Rock, Paper, Scissors was a dangerous game...

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