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Watching our fearless leaders going around spouting lessons learnt from the US Conservative playbook I'm just idly wondering when Peter Dutton is going to praise someone's penis and more importantly, whose penis it will be.

#auspol
#penisenvy

Actually, I’m rather surprised #PenisEnvy isn’t trending right now

"Donald Trump’s campaign suggested he would begin previewing his closing argument Saturday night with Election Day barely two weeks away. But the former president kicked off his rally with a detailed story about Arnold Palmer, at one point even praising the late, legendary golfer’s genitalia."

Was Palmer's also tiny and mushroom-shaped? Or quite the opposite? #PenisEnvy #StormyDaniels

https://apnews.com/article/trump-arnold-palmer-closing-arguments-latrobe-pennsylvania-2bea9620c523e531a55259200215284e

Trump kicks off Pennsylvania rally by talking about Arnold Palmer's genitalia

His campaign suggested Donald Trump would begin previewing his campaign’s closing arguments in a final push to win over voters with Election Day barely two weeks off. But the former president spent more time at a raucous rally Saturday night talking about Arnold Palmer. He even praised the late, legendary golfer’s genitalia. Trump was campaigning in Latrobe, Pennsylvania, where Palmer was born in 1929. Trump spent 12 minutes saluting Palmer and noted, “When he took the showers with other pros, they came out of there. They said, ‘Oh my God. That’s unbelievable,’” Trump said with a laugh.

AP News
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@BrianJopek

what is it with these parasites and their fking space rockets?

#PenisEnvy #smallpenissyndrome

@Paradox I tried so hard to get chatgpt to write a proper dril tweet but it's always like "why is it called a hot dog even while it's in the fridge #showerthoughts #relatable #penisenvy 🌭🐕🍆" no matter how many times i told it to fucking drop the hashtags and emojis
They’re way bigger than I expected them to be! #PenisEnvy #psilocybin