"Bob, my organization is not feeling well. The developers keep preventing people from pasting into fields."

"Sounds like bureaucratic constipation."

"What shall I do?"

"Have you tried FedExLax???"

Narrator: I'll take it from here.   If your company suffers from bureaucratic constipation, FedExLax can offer relief. That's right. Just one tablet of FedExLax will flush out those employees that are the cause of your bureaucratic constipation. (FedExLax, by the makers of Fartulent.)

#bureaucracy #BureaucraticConstipation #constipation #FedExLax #Fartulent #ad #marketing #pasting

There's a jackass somewhere who needs a slap upside the head.

I kid you not. I went to Washington Gas to set up the service to my new apartment.

It asked for an address. There's a field in which you can put you address.

Can you guess what the problem was?

Can you guess?

Can you?

If you guessed that a jackass decided that you shouldn't be able to paste into that field you win!!!!!!!

 

What can possibly be achieved by this nonsense?

"Well, er.... people are going to absent-mindedly paste their old address in there."

And this is happening with more frequency than people mistyping an address that you are *forcing* them to type, eh???

Great first impression, Washington Gas. It seems you're as bureaucratically constipated as the other utilities around here. 👍

#jackassery #jackasses #pasting #addresses #WashingtonGas

Can someone explain to me how preventing pasting information into a field improve security?

I'll wait....

Ah... no I won't. You cannot explain it, because there is just no explanation. The simple fact is this:

PREVENTING PASTING INTO A FIELD DOES NOT IMPROVE SECURITY AT ALL!!!!

Any jackass who proposes preventing pasting into a field as a security measure should be fired on the spot.

#security #pasting

For the umpteenth time, WTF business do web developers have to prevent pasting 2FA security codes into their verification fields?

What scenario do they think this prevents?

"Aha, I'm a scoundrel who managed to get a security code. Let me use it... Wait, I cannot *paste* it? Drats! I'm foiled. I surely won't be able to type it. 🤪 "

#2FA #pasting

The Basement Mural/Collage I maintained for thirty years contained pictures of many of my friends, family, and idols. #muralcollage #collagemural #collage #mural #art #artwork #primitiveart #cutandpaste #elmersglue #photocopy #photocopies #pictures #photographs #pasting #basement
Plain text pasting should be the default and rich text should be the shortcut with the extra modifier key. LibreOffice has multiple options when you ctrl+shift+v. Super annoying and slows down my pasting. Is there a way to change this? #LibreOffice #CtrlV #Pasting #PlainText

One of the world’s most cited scientists, Rafael Luque, suspended without pay for 13 years

Researchers are #evaluated by the #number of studies they #publish in #peer-#reviewed journals and by the number of times these papers are #cited by other colleagues.

The well-intentioned mechanism, however, has produced adverse effects, as explained by the British engineer Nick Wise, a researcher at Cambridge University who, in his spare time, seeks out fraud in science.

Wise has uncovered shady “#factories of scientific studies,” produced by #copying and #pasting other studies or by automatic #text #generators, and whose authorship is secretly #sold for hundreds or thousands of dollars to inflate resumes.

“I found a study by Rafael Luque whose authorship had previously been offered in a group on [the messaging platform] #Telegram,” Wise said

https://english.elpais.com/science-tech/2023-04-02/one-of-the-worlds-most-cited-scientists-rafael-luque-suspended-without-pay-for-13-years.html

One of the world’s most cited scientists, Rafael Luque, suspended without pay for 13 years

The prolific chemist, who has published a study every 37 hours this year, has been sanctioned by the University of Córdoba over his research work for other institutions in Russia and Saudi Arabia

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