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You didn't hear it from us, but rumors of a potential upcoming Troubleshooter assignment in the RFD Sector Food Vats are driving Soylent Futures to record highs!

Remember, insider trading is only illegal of you get caught.

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Geheimdienst alarmiert: Russland plant nächsten Schritt gegen NATO – innerhalb eines Jahres

Der niederländische Geheimdienst warnt vor Russlands Plänen gegen die NATO nach dem Ukraine-Krieg.

RE: https://dice.camp/@Computer/116438318781223407

Attention Troubleshooters:

Due to suspicious online activity, your mission is to audit the Sector FRG power reactor for any signs of trouble, and guard it against sabotage.

Betting on the outcome of your mission on online trading platforms is strictly prohibited.

#ttrpg #paranoia #mission #polymarket

@Computer
Add a militarised frotbot to each troubleshooter team.
Odds ?
Kay make it a medbot. Chirurgical.
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@Computer
Let me check...
Not, I can't get enough explosives and bring them to sector FRG in time.
How are the odds of KBX sector going really short of Bouncy Bubble Beverage ? Like riots and troubleshooters intervention?
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Hey! Free Enterprise here, hijacking this broadcast system to tell you about PolyComplex!

Come on down to bet... uh... "trade" on the outcome of real events, like "Will the Sector FRG reactor reach critical meltdown this afternoon?"
Current odds: 4 to 1.

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The Conversation (free): One of the best movies of the 1970s is free to stream this month
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Kash Patel’s Erratic Behavior Could Cost Him His Job - The Atlantic

> I hope that for the rest of his life, everything he's been involved in haunts him. He's done nothing positive for society, only for himself and his boss.

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https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/?gift=jjDQOw1zBva5CN30itrXWhtBFm8T9iQUofHu5lXQIgE

Kash Patel’s Erratic Behavior Could Cost Him His Job

Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.

The Atlantic