"Math? In /my/ D&D game? It's more likely than you think!"

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"Kobold powered trebuchet."

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"So you pull out the battleaxe that for 37 sessions you were only carrying around for aesthetic reasons."

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"It is the worst of hugs. No one is a fan of this hug."

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"Sewage elemental! Sewage elemental! Sewage elemental!"

"The DM will simultaneously allow this and have concerns."

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"For some reason you see the somersault from multiple camera angles."

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"You hear a muffled explosion, a cry of 'Please don't kill me,' ..."

"An /aggressive/ cry of 'Please don't kill me.'"

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"How do you feel about being poisoned?"

"Angry."

"Well, good news is that you're raging."

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"What happens when you put a tiny amount of fire in a septic tank?"

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