"Our vacuum sucks more than the other vacuums out there!"
"It is crap, then."
"No, I said that it sucks more!"
"Yes, crap. If John sucks more than Bob, then John is worse."
"This is a vacuum cleaner."
"Yes."
"You want it to suck."
"Hell, no! I was a good vacuum cleaner, not one that sucks."
"Yes, but a good vacuum cleaner sucks."
"On what planet does a good vacuum cleaner suck? If it is good, then forcibly it does not suck!"
"Let me try another approach. Babies suck, right?"
"Babies? What's gotten into you? Babies are great! They don't suck."
"Have you ever heard of something called a pacifier?"
"You mean someone who promotes peace? What does it have anything to do with our discussion? We're talking about vacuum cleaners and babies."
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