OH in the office kitchen just now:
“I knew they wanted a poo so I let them out. They came back i, but then I had to let them out again, and then the other one wanted a poo so I had to let them out…”

😂 I presume they’re talking about dogs but you just don’t know. #overheardatwork

"Hopefully, when the AI overlords take full control, they are not fans of light mode."
"Yeah, but if they are, it would make them much easier to want to fight."

#developermusings #overheardatwork #Humor #programminghumor

"This is a relatively well-behaved spreadsheet" #overheardatwork

Is this the room for the Bi-curious Trauma Training? No dear, that's sophomore year of college.

#VicariousTrauma #training #OverheardAtWork

Overheard at work:

Them: I was talking to a POET cop the other day...

Me: a what?!

Them "A POET cop, Prolific Offender Engagement Team

Me: Oh, I totally thought you meant a cop that was a poet. I imagined a cop reading someone their rights in Haiku.

#OverHeardAtWork

"You really need to see someone. Whether that should be a doctor or an exorcist, I don't know." #OverheardAtWork

#OverheardAtWork
"Is, is Peg.... dancing and singing?"
"Yep."
"What happened?"
"Biden won."
"Ok, but still...."
"She celebrated with seven shots of espresso& chocolate milk."

"Is she gonna die?"
"Not unless her shoes catch fire."

#OverheardAtWork
Co-worker reading about the difference between the Dem& Repub plans for unemployment aid.
"I think $200/wk on top of unemployment is plenty. But man I sure loved MY extra $600/wk while I was offwork." Selfish old bat.

Typical conservative response. 'Who cares about anyone else as long as I got mine.' Democrats work for ALL the people. #BothPartiesAreNotTheSame #VoteBlue