#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconBagelDay...!

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside; #Fresh and #Cool after a #LongNight of #VerySweaty #HeavyLovin' among #OurTeam of #SixFooters...

#IT's been an #HotAndSticky #LongWeekend; #SoFar... #MoreToFollow...

#IT's been #Glorious...

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#WhateverHappenedTo #Mastodon #WhatsUpBro #TooEuropean #NoAgeVerificationRequired #NoALTText

#Yay and #YippitySkippity...!

#OurTeam of #SixFooters are #AllPresentAndCorrect; #WellFed and we've got #JustEnoughTime for #AnotherBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden before...

#AnotherLongWeekend of #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...

Should be #GoodFun...

In #UltraHD / #4KFormat #Realness #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital; #Because, we're #SomewhatDigital in a #MostlyNonBinaryWorld...

#SomethingElse for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne... And, #TheVillageSkank does... #Whatever a #VillageSkank does to #Mastodon.#Social...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #NoAgeVerificationRequired #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #TooOldForALTText

#Yay and #YippitySkippity...!

#OurTeam of #SixFooters are #AllPresentAndCorrect; #WellFed and we've got #JustEnoughTime for #AnotherBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden before...

#AnotherLongWeekend of #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...

Should be #GoodFun...

In #UltraHD / #4KFormat #Realness #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital; #Because, we're #SomewhatDigital in a #MostlyNonBinaryWorld...

#SomethingElse for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne... And, #TheVillageSkank does... #Whatever a #VillageSkank does to #Mastodon.#Social...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #NoAgeVerificationRequired #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #TooOldForALTText

Yay and #YippitySkippity...!

#OurTeam of #SixFooters are #AllPresentAndCorrect; #WellFed and we've got #JustEnoughTime for #AnotherBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden before...

#AnotherLongWeekend of #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...

Should be #GoodFun...

In #UltraHD / #4KFormat #Realness #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital; #Because, we're #SomewhatDigital in a #MostlyNonBinaryWorld...

#SomethingElse for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne... And, #TheVillageSkank does #Whatever a #VillageSkank does to #Mastodon.#Social...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #NoAgerificationRequired #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #TooOldForALTText

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSixFootersNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNew with #OurTeam of #SixFooters...

#TheThing to #BearInMind with #SixFooters is that we #OftenStink of #FeetAndArseholes; #Especially when we've been #Up #MostOfTheNight #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...

#IT's a #TrueTrueTuesday, y'all...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

#IT's also a #FriedBreakfast #KindOfMorning...

There will be #Snozzidges... And, #FriedEgg(s)... And, #HashBrowns (with #Hashtags)...

#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated...!

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#BeingEuropean #StonedAsFuck #NewToyJoy #ComingSoon #TotallyNotNews

#TheInternet is #StillOn and #IT'll be #SpringSoon...

#SpringIsComing...!

#Meanwhile, #MyLittleBigBuddy is #Just... #TidyingHimselfUp a #LittleBit before #OurTeam of #SixFooters #Join #TheBFF for #Supper...

We have #Beer and #Some of #TheSixFooters are #StayingOverNight #InTheHope that #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy #Arrives... #AtSomePoint...

They're #VeryGoodCompany and we can #WatchSomeTelly on #MyOldDumbTelly, which is #Still #WorkingAsIntended...

We also #Might do a #LittleBit of #XBoxing...

#IT's #VeryX-#Rated and #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx; #Because #Everything is #Better with an "X" on #IT...

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