Out of context quote of the day:

"I'm just a normal person.

Well, no I'm not.

I'm just a freak who's married to an IT professional"

#OoCQotD

"You have to put it through the K-chk-e-chk-e-chk thing. The... k-chk-e-chk-e-chk thing. Technical term."

#qotd #oocqotd

"I'm a big girl! I don't *use* turkeys!"

#OutOfContextQuote #oocqotd

> "[W]hen life hands you sticker-riddled lemons, make a lemon sticker scrapbook."

#OoCQotD

> "the spaceship in consideration is powered by a 'reactionless spherical bovine drive' and has inertial dampeners"

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