Captcha Check

Ha! And I hadn’t even noticed that the Cousin Richie is “served with au jus”

#OldManYellsAtCloud complete.

So my local Board of Elections was kind enough to send me a postcard informing me that there were no non-partisan elections coming up next month for the primary, and therefore I wouldn't need to come to the polls, as I can't vote in them.

In other words, I'm in a closed primary state, where only the Democrats vote for their ilk, the Fasc^H^H^H^HRepublicans vote for theirs, and the winners of each go on to meet each other in the General in November. In other words, the playoffs, but for politics.

Which is how it should be, really, if parties are to mean anything. Of course, I do not vote like seemingly everyone else around me votes - they treat it like it's Survivor, apparently - so several states have, to my feelings, weirder ways of doing it. As an example, I think California has something called the "jungle primary" where literally everyone gets on the same ballot and they take the top two for a runoff, which is so mindbogglingly stupid that the person responsible should be beaten with a stick.

Of course, I also know about election methods, and wish that we could have Mixed Member Proportional for the legislature and maybe a Condorcet for single member seats (I'd accept AV or STV), but I'm in such a vanishingly small minority in that respect - as I discovered during my political career - that I soon realized that staying quiet about things was for the best. (I'm certainly not going to join up with the Republican or Democratic Parties for what should be obvious reasons.)

Side note: There's also Delegative, or "Liquid" Democracy, which I really find innovative, and we have the technology to pull it off, but again, we'd need to come to some sort of understanding about what #democracy is actually designed to do, and considering we're still having the "debate" about the Electoral Fucking College, I have no illusions of anything guided by a modicum of reason penetrating into the public consciousness in the foreseeable future.

#uspol #USElections #PrimaryElections #VotingMethods #cynicism #blathering #OldManYellsAtCloud
JFC YouTube, quit adding every video I scroll past to my watch history. I didn’t watch it! #OldManYellsAtCloud

@wyatt FF7 scenes with Bugenhagen are "cries of the planet" to some and "old man yells at Cloud" to others. That and he looks kind of like a Weeble

#FF7 #FFVII #OldManYellsAtCloud #Bugenhagen #Weebles

I hate the modern internet. Trying to get the weight of a Tesla battery a website tells me this:
"The battery for the Model S weighs 1,200 lbs. The Model S also has the longest range out of all Tesla’s cars, which is why it has such a heavy battery. The Model 3 has a battery weight of 1,060 lbs. The Model X has a battery weighing 1,183 lbs. Model Y has a battery that weighs 1,700 lbs."
The Y is the same as the 3 and the S is the same as the X. The S/X is heavier than the 3/Y by a lot. So this is complete bullshit.
#AISlop
#OldManYellsAtCloud
#Collapse

@EvenRouault Back then when you turned on the TV you didn't have to stare at the manufacturer's logo for a good 15 seconds.

#OldManYellsAtCloud

Hey you know a good way to get rid of the audio pops and clipping in your YouTube shorts? Take the lapel mic out of your hand and clip it to your shirt! Magic!

#OldManYellsAtCloud

@CiaraNi Here's my contribution for the day.

#OldManYellsAtCloud

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@spamhaus/116415063253642353

This level of hijack is really annoying.
Clean up your detritus, Big Networking!
Route ALL of your space!
Don’t keep unneeded ASNs around "just in case we need another one."
AND FILTER YOUR PEERS’ ANNOUNCEMENTS!!!
#OldManYellsAtCloud
#InfoSec
#IPHijack