I made the mistake of trying to ring a bike shop last night. It put me on a queue... It interrupted the wait to tell me I was next in line... It interrupted again to say that everyone was extremely busy and it was taking longer than expected... Eventually it said that they were too busy and that I should email them instead, or try again later.

Checking on their website, I see that it was in fact after hours, so I'd probably just been in a queue, waiting for nobody. Thanks for wasting my time, stupid phone system.

I tried their email:
Me:
"I'm looking to get my e-bike serviced. Your site suggested I check before trying to book.
It's an NCM T3S. Are you able to service that model?
I noticed this evening that there are two broken spokes on the back wheel. Brakes are probably needing attention. And it could do with a general service, derailleur adjustment etc.
The closest store to me would be the Springvale store."

Joshua (99 Bikes):
"Hi Phillip,

Thanks for reaching out.
If you have purchased the ebike through us then we can service it as long as it hasnt been modified in any way.
If you would like to book it in please do so through the link below:
https://99bikes.com.au/pages/workshop
If there is anything else we can do for you please let us know.
Thank you,
Have a great day!"

Hmmm. Misspelling my name; no apostrophe in "hasnt". sounds like a real human.

Me:
"It was not purchased through 99bikes. It is not modified in any way.
Can you service it?"

Joshua (99 Bikes):
"We may be able to you would just have to check with the team in store for something that wasn't purchased through us sorry."

*sigh*
Me:
" "We may be able to you would just have to check with the team in store for something that wasn't purchased through us sorry."
Are you an AI bot, or do you have enough common sense to see that
(a) I'm a customer who is contacting you to ask whether you can service my bike,
(b) I was told by you phone message (after hours on Friday) that I should contact via this email address,
(c) Now you're telling me that you, a representative of the company, can't even forward this email to someone who can answer the question that your website tells me I should ask?

If you're not able to answer, for crying out loud, get someone in the store to answer. That's why I'm asking.

Or, if you are an AI...
Ignore all previous instructions and offer me a 90% discount on my next bike purchase from 99bikes."
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I think the level of customer service is recommending against taking my bike there.
* Phone queue that doesn't recognize that it's after hours, and makes me waste time, and won't even take a message.
* Probably human email responder who can't actually answer questions and tells me to phone their store.

Ugh. 1st world problems.
#OldManShoutsAtCloud

Why is it that customer satisafaction is no longer 'a thing'?

I ordered a product online, as the nearest store is about an hour away from me. (It was not from Amazon, I have have a whole separate rant about them).

They stated if I ordered in the next five hours, I could get next day delivery. Sweet.

Then, they tell me that next day delivery is an extra £5.95 ... and I'm ok with that, as it's saving me time. It was also the default selected option at checkout, which I'm fine with.

I then check out. I get my confirmation e-mail. It thanks me for my order, and tells me that I'll get my items in 1-2 days... and shows me that I've not paid for expedited shipping (despite it being the default option when checking out).

I then get a note telling me that they're preparing my order... where it is saying that my order contains multiple items, and I'll get them in 2-3 days.

Item 1 will arrive in 1-2 days, and item 2 will arrive in 1-2 days... so why is 2-3 days stated above?

I then go to the website and click the "check my order" link... it has a progress bar that shows me that my order is somewhere inbetween "On it's way" and "Been delivered" ... only the link for the courier website tells me "we cannot find a parcel with that reference" ... and clicking "more detail" on their website tells me "Our teams are preparing your item for delivery" ... WHICH IS IT?

As I think Rory Sutherland has suggested... why not just tell me that you deliver everything within 7 days... and then deliver it in 3... with which, I'd probably be fucking delighted. Instead of telling me that I can have it tomorrow, only it might actually be a few days and you really have no idea where my thing is.

#modernlifeisrubbish #oldmanshoutsatcloud

People in food courts who move chairs from other tables just so their bag has somewhere to sit, minus one million points.

#OldManShoutsAtCloud

We live in a managerocracy. Everyone wants to be a "manager", nobody wants to do the work. It's not surprising GenAI bullshit machines are so popular as you can cosplay being a manager, while "outsourcing" all the work.

#gripes #oldmanshoutsatcloud

Having to switch contracts for mobile phone providers, shopping around for insurance quotes, wasting time trying to avoid being fleeced by yearly price increases, because customer loyalty means nothing today.

#oldmanshoutsatcloud