Tell everyone that I goon to the scene where Mickey Rourke gives himself T-shots to try staying "in shape" despite being old, late on rent, and having no friends or family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeGm63cawAU

#oldManUke

peak protector x old man uke dynamic. @oldmanyaoi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jn7PywdvAQ

#proWrestling #paulHeyman #RomanReigns #RomanPaul #YAOI #oldmanUke

more old art to strain bluesky's rules that i haven't read, girl yaoi is still yaoi (and it can also be yuri!)

edit on masto do see if it bridges to bsky: i don't often draw liv/basile in explicit bunging, cuz i think liv doing an Annie WIlkes on her senspai is more visually/emotionally interesting. But you gotta cover all the bases and plug all the holes.

#ollieNBasile #NSFWart #oldManUke

My old man uke community on Tumblr got approved like two months ago but I haven't had the time to think about it. Just posted for the first time yay.

https://www.tumblr.com/communities/old-man-uke-zone

#yaoi #oldmanuke

so glad that daddy Darth Vader canonically has to use catheters and colostomy bags inside his cool armor. @oldmanyaoi

#OLDMANUKE

I kinda cooked with these

I should make a page on my site for my bnha art

#dekumight #art #oldManUke

Deranged ship of the day: Michael Myers and Ismael Cruz, his prison warden...

It's deranged for me because:

Age gap: Ismael was nice to Mikey since Mikey was incarcerated for 20 years as a kid.

Murder: This shit make me cry every time. "I was good to you Mikey..."

Extreme size difference. See attached photos. <del>Older bottom > bigger bottom</del>

#oldmanuke #michaelmyers #ismaelcruz