Ryanair couldn’t possibly be owned by a bigger jackass than Michael O'Leary…

Elon Musk: hold my beer

https://assortedflotsam.com/@NewsBot/115928912877974555

#ireland #ryanAir #elonMusk #ohFuckNo

Regarding the (errant, thank fuck) water bill for $7700

(see: https://mastodon.murkworks.net/@moira/115116248885205711 wherein i go out in the middle of the night to dig out the water metre and check this shit myself)

I realised just before going to bed that I'd misunderstood how much water that is, because I was hyperfocused on the dollar amount and the metre reading so just read the number and not the column heading so thought it was 1002 cubic feet or roughly 7,500 gallons

but no

it's 1002 _hundred cubic feet_ or 750,000 gallons a.k.a. their errant metre reading says we used

2.83 MILLION LITRES OF WATER

in the last two months

brb waves are up in the back yard not gonna miss that

#panic #ohFUCKno #WaterBill #lol

YIKES $7700 water bill WHAT THE FUCK

[goes literally digging in the middle of the night to check the actual physical meter]

jfc that's a leading zero not a 1 you fucks

holy crap learn to read

nothin' better than holiday weekend phone calls

#panic #ohFUCKno