Mastodawn

Ah, the FBI: specialists in overreacting to a glorified "please fix my buggy code" request, mistaking it for a grand jailbreak scheme. 🤦‍♂️🔒 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to finish our bagel without burning the office down. 🥯🔥
https://www.theregister.com/security/2026/06/15/feds-freaked-over-fable-5-after-simple-fix-this-code-prompt-not-jailbreak-says-researcher/5255827 #FBI #Overreaction #BuggyCode #OfficeHumor #TechFails #BagelLife #HackerNews #ngated

According to the one person who actually read the research paper

theregister

Some meetings could've been a slap fight and saved everyone 30 minutes.

POV: The dashboard finally loaded...

POV: Your job description got a software update, but your paycheck is still running the old version. 💀

That end-of-month budget spreadsheet hits different💀

When HR said “help is on the way,” but forgot to mention you’d be the one doing the helping 😅

At this point, your whole life is just “open file → edit file → export file → repeat” 💀

Clocked in physically. Mentally planning early retirement💭

POV: The compliance training says “mandatory”... but the skip button says “optional” 😏💨

POV: The “urgent hiring” suddenly starts making sense on Day 2 💀