it's so hot here i'm literally spreading my deodorant on my body with a butter knife.

the butter knife is plastic (so far), but i fear if it gets much hotter, the plastic butter knife will change forms too.

#heatwave #nudecity

i saw the saddest man in the world today and wanted to hug him, but then realized it was 100 F (that's like 37C to my metric friends) and i was actually looking into a mirror.

#heatwave #nudecity