Web search found a handy decoder for obscure appliance error messages.

Seems that ERR001FU indicates that you bought the washing machine 3 years and a day ago, your extended warranty has just expired and any repair will cost more than a new machine.

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@maxleibman I dont think I could hit a bull in the ass running up a hill with a spoon.....

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Jon Stewart with the best quote of the day...

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."

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@briankrebs Our fictional correspondent in Moscow interviewed Putin on his opinion on this…

This was his reply…

https://youtu.be/dYTfzfsbiUI /s off #yt

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Putin Laughing

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is this some sort of weird joke? #notfunny
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Time cached UUIDs per category of thing, naming convention an homage to ARPANET lore.

I have absolutely no idea what motivated me to be like this.

uuidgen -7 -C 2 > uuids-for-lacie-drives nvim uuids-for-lacie-drives cat uuids-for-lacie-drives 019befe9-5a88-77f2-8b71-fdfca59b1209 = plugh 019befe9-5a88-784f-8fa7-c271143e510d = xyzzy uuidparse 019befe9-5a88-77f2-8b71-fdfca59b1209 UUID VARIANT TYPE TIME 019befe9-5a88-77f2-8b71-fdfca59b1209 DCE time-v7 2026-01-24 05:10:06,344000-07:00 uuidparse 019befe9-5a88-784f-8fa7-c271143e510d UUID VARIANT TYPE TIME 019befe9-5a88-784f-8fa7-c271143e510d DCE time-v7 2026-01-24 05:10:06,344000-07:00

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