Une #morue, un #thon et une #girafe entrent dans un #bar.
Puis le client de #genre indéfini qui a fait ce commentaire se fait virer par la personne qui tient le bar sous les applaudissements des autres personnes présentes.

#NoJoke #BonneBlague #Humourinclusif #humour

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Man, if I was ANYWHERE near #NewYork right now, I would march RIGHT down to James "Babydoll" Dixon's office, look his secretary or receptionist in the face, and say:

>"What would it cost in dollars to get #JonStewart to appear in a five minute discussion where I directly ask him:

>>'What would it take to get you to seriously run for #President of the #UnitedStates to save our country's soul?

>>See, over 20 years ago, you sat onstage between Tucker Carlson and Paul Begala, and you implored them,

>>>"we NEED you, we NEED what you do."

>>Well, I am here now, saying to you, Mister Stewart, we NEED you. We NEED what you do.

>>Since at least 1999, the turn of the millennium, we've been watching you.

>>We've watched you play the court jester... but the one that revealed the Emperor's New Clothes.

>>We've seen you grow from a slightly mawkish and self-deprecating shy guy to a commanding and somber elder statesman. The voice of a rational generation.

>>Your unique career trajectory has been guiding you to this moment in time, this place in space.

>>We need you, like the #Ukraine needed #Zelenskyy. We need your strength, your intelligence, your wit, your candor.

>>We need you. Please, step up. Help save us.

>>We need you.

>>#NoJoke.'

>Either recorded or private, his choice, of course. Do you validate?"

You know, if I lived anywhere near New York, that is. 😉

-West Bennett, 02.27.2026

#DailyShow #USPol #US #America #USPolitics #USA

Little Donny wants a bridge too.

The Canadian Premier had to remind Little Donny that Canada paid for the bridge and that steel of both Canada and the USA were used to build a bridge

@Timpostma

#Humour #nojoke #fun #politics #Little #Donny #laugh #haha #fellow #dream #nightmare #Canada #America #USA

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It's not always about #running.
Sometimes there's treats!

This is probably the best affogato I've ever had. #NoJoke

#OptOutside #running #Travel #PhotoSafari #Spain

January 1, 2026: Make sure to get in all paperwork, questions, payments, etc. to me before the deadline. Anything after that will be considered a donation and NO INFORMATION WILL BE GIVEN OUT.

📦✉️💳 #Overnight #Serious #NoJoke

@SeaFury 41+℃ last I checked (as I walked into a pub for a pint – I did not walk in with a priest, rabbi, American or Englishman).

#NoJoke

Asking what skills or lessons I have learned recently is like saying you haven't read my blog. So, I'll make it simpler for you here.
#writerslife #nonfiction #lessonslearned #skills #lovemeanyways #cancer #cancersucks #lovehurts #nojoke #holidayseaon #Christmas #homealone #dailyprompt #mylife

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