I’m An Unserious Absurd Imp
So I’m basically a very unserious little devilish imp. I’m too sophisticated, sly, and uppity to be a goblin. I’m very intelligent—but I’m also probably trolling you. I treat everything in life like a game.
You’ll live longer and be a lot happier if you treat nothing as real. Dear God, people are losing their ever-loving marbles taking their metaphysical assumptions about how things ought to be way too seriously instead of embracing the absurdity that is life. I am me and you are you for no reason at all. I’m not metaphysically committed to anything except my husband. Everything else is pretty much a game to me.