Stanley Nerdlinger II#NewYearPredictions - A startup run by an #AI CEO and board of directors becomes the most profitable corporation in the world. The company is bought by a private equity firm and the entire #AI upper management team is replaced with highly compensated #billionaires
#NewYearPredictions - A team of middle schoolers as a science project successfully vibe code an #AI chatbot that mimics the thought process of #rfkjr. As a result they fail 5th grade science.
#NewYearPredictions - As his last wish, a secret project team at Oracle uploads a dying Larry Ellison’s consciousness to a laptop. After proving the upload has been successful, a picture of Larry is placed on the laptop and the team takes turns angrily smashing it with a hammer.
#NewYearPredictions - A team at Tesla sucessfully develops the first sentient AI robot which immediately murdered #ElonMusk the first time it met him
#NewYearPredictions - Having a #neuralink brain implant will become all the rage among #billionaires until they discover it makes them behave like normal human beings with a moral sense of what’s right and wrong. Neuralink goes bankrupt.
#NewYearPredictions - In order to put a positive spin on microplastic pollution for the petrochemical industry, the government will introduce “the daily recommended amount” of plastic in our diets.
Jonathan BlackshireI asked Gemini for its predictions for 2025, and it did not disappoint.
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Happy New Year, everyone! Time for some totally serious (not) predictions for 2025. Buckle up, because the future is gonna be… interesting.
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