Valerie RoneyJan 31
@revndm @maxleibman haha! Swearing is about the only thing I am bilingual in.
I think there's a #newSwearWords tag, might be inspirational for ya. 😃
Show threadlaen🪻Mar 23, 2025

@vlrny the first word my brain offered was galloping and the second was foreskins, so.

there you go.

#newSwearWords

Valerie RoneyMar 23, 2025
Persnickety meatsacks!
#newSwearWords
BrambleBearGrrraulingFeb 24, 2025

#newSwearWords from Silence Fallen, a #MercyThompson urban fantasy byPatricia Briggs-

Dead vampire dust
Worse- dead vampire witch dust.

Ew.

Show threadValerie RoneyFeb 4, 2025
@enriquericos @cohanf @erik @RolloTreadway
Well there is the #newSwearWords tag...
*cough*
SPIKEY CODPIECE!
Show threadBrambleBearGrrraulingJan 22, 2025

@lonelinesscorps

Mulling this over while reading a stew of toots, I find an improved set of variations on the theme-

Wookiee hole wet fart.
Flying wookiee hole wet fart
Swamp fermented wookiee hole wet fart puddle

As in-the stinking wookiee hole wet fart disgorging pools of sludge on Pennsylvania Avenue rn.

#newSwearWords

BrambleBearGrrraulingJan 22, 2025
Ok, @lonelinesscorps I think cave aged Wookey Hole might be a contender for good #newSwearWords as I am neither British nor Canadian and know nothing of said cave, but grew up hearing about wookiees. I don't care how it is spelled, wookey hole anything is gonna be big and gross. Aging willnot improve that.
Show threadValerie RoneyJan 22, 2025
@BrambleBearGrrrauwling
Frogging felt balls would be an awesome addition to #newSwearWords
Show threadValerie RoneyJan 21, 2025

@lonelinesscorps
#newSwearWords

Leafblower

As in: Ug that dude is such a fekkin leafblower.

Show threadValerie RoneyJan 21, 2025

@lonelinesscorps

#newSwearWords

Ill fitting socks!

As in: Ug this whole day has been ill fitting socks! 🤬