You ever tell a joke online, and no one responds, and you have to wonder, Did no one see that, or was that somehow mean? Was there some cultural thing I didn't know about? Was it just not funny? Did I just change the way my friends think of me? Have they always thought I was sometimes funny, but sometimes a real jerk? When I see them again, are they going to ask "Hey, what the hell was that about, man?" Just me? #introvert #DownwardSpiral #mybrainhatesme

My dreamscape boyfriend decided we should just be friends. #WhyIAmStillSingleIGuess #dreams #MyBrainHatesMe

Does anyone else have "fat dreams?" Like, when I've gained some weight I start having dreams that I can't pull on/off pants or a shirt. Kinda like when your skin is wet and you try to dress. Almost impossible. Or is it just my brain that's an asshole and fat-shaming me in my own dreams?
#MyBrainHatesMe