Girls who talks about girls' problems are great.

But girls who talk about environmental problems are Greta.

#mumjokes

Plan for Day 2 of my long service leave: Put Linux on the PC I'm building for my mum, and plant the thyme I bought yesterday.

I have a lot of thyme for gardening now that I'm on leave 🤣

#LSL #LongServiceLeave #EndOf10 #ubuntu #dadjokes #mumjokes #badjoke

Eldest has just lost a tooth and is excited about the 1€ coming in exchange for it.

Youngest asks, "how does the tooth fairy know when to come for a tooth?"

Dad responds, "maybe she can sniff teeth out?"

"Nah," said I. "I'm friends with her, I just let her know. I've got her on Faebook."

#mumJokes #dadJokes

I once caught an alien off gourd in my pumpkin patch.

(I'll see myself out.)

#Jokes #MumJokes #DadJokes

Glad I stayed on good terms with Anubis, his heart's in the right place.

#MumJokes
#MummysDeepThoughts
#HashtagGames
#12DaysOfHalloween

Lots of ways that we can be battling the #terf terror that's taken a life in the last few days and I think #mumJokes is as valid as any other.

#lgbtq #fuckTerfs #transRightsAreHumanRights

@vkc (in her latest video "distro" which is fab as ever btw)

'Flatpak is more like IKEA for your house' * laughs and then immediately admonishes herself *

Normalise Mum jokes. I am here for that.

#mumjokes #linux #distro #VeronicaExplains #linuxisawesome