Shawn "Fruan" PoulsenAs far as I can tell, none of the Assassin's Creed cards revealed today are otters, and so I don't care about any of them.
Don't you hate it when you put your jitte down somewhere and then can't find it for 1200 years?
Trying to understand this rules text leaves me totally lost.
Be gay, do crimes, I guess?
Be aware: this devil might offer you services as a detective, but it is NOT A LICENCED DETECTIVE.
This is a devil with a hat and monologue fetish. DO NOT BE FOOLED.
When they said #MTGMKM wasn't a normal Ravnica set, and that the guilds weren't the focus, I tempered my expectations. But they just keep body-slamming me with pitch perfect Ravnica callbacks. A Hunted creature that's a backwards Disguise payoff?!
(Source is https://twitter.com/kurohitsuki/status/1748865268695052767)
With all the other nonsense in #MTGMKM I didn’t expect there to be split cards! I am genuinely taken aback!
This card was revealed 24 hours ago, and I still can't get through its rules text without laughing. At multiple points. I adore this sort of nonsense.
(I also can't be the only one who reads the card name as a Tugger Nuts adventure, right?)
The new #MTGMKM Judith lets us finally prove what Simic scientists have suspected for years - an Imp is just two Devils duct-taped together.
It's going to be impossible to play this without quoting The Emperor's New Groove. Impossible.
"Yaayyyy! My land is a llama again!"