orgasm headaches are the trolliest of trolls your body can do

"you wanted endorphins and oxytocin? NOPE MIGRAINE BITCH HAHAHAHAA!!!!"

#headache #whyyoudothis #orgasmheadache #migraine #brainandpussy #mortalenemies

#SocietiesAreNotStatic —There are no #permanentEnemies, nor #permanentAllies.

There was a time when #Puritan #America (#English #Protestant, with a disdain toward #monarchy) and #Catholic #France (with an absolute monarchy) were #mortalEnemies.

That changed in Feb 1778 when #US and France agreed to a #perpetualAlliance.

In 2003, #GeorgeWBush threw France under the bus, repudiating #French intelligence regarding absence of #WMDs in #Iraq, and lied his way into an unnecessary & illegal war.

@paninid

>> There will be more centuries of transgenerational trauma of neighbors in shared territory with a millennia of history.

>> I wish it was another way.

How did #mortalEnemies #India and #Pakistan find a way to share territory that was formerly undivided #BritishIndia without asking for the elimination of each other?

Why couldn't or wouldn't #Arabs and #Palestinians do the same?

@skaly

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>> So many people treat Israel's right to exist as a fundamental truth

#Israel's right to exist is a FUNDAMENTAL TRUTH, just like #Pakistan’s right to exist, and #india's right to exist.

India and Pakistan are #mortalEnemies but neither has called for the destruction or elimination of the other ➡️ https://mastodon.social/@rameshgupta/111445064812670088

>> and questioning that gets you labeled as #antisemitic

Questioning Israel’s RIGHT TO EXIST is dictionary definition of #antisemitism

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@mbrewer @Yehuda

#NoStateSolution is an unattainable ideal in the modern world.

Look at #India and #Pakistan#mortalEnemies — who largely accepted a #TwoStateSolution in the 1947 partition of #British India.

There were large scale displacements among #Hindus and #Muslims — More than 15 million.

There were displacements elsewhere in the world too.

Why couldn't or wouldn't #Palestinians accept a similar #UN resolution for #Palestine in 1947?

6: but boys are my mortal enemy!

Me: I get it, but you still can’t jump people when they’re coming out of the bathroom!

#PoW #StoriesFromSchool #MortalEnemies