Samia#tsukiodyssey
#mondaythoughts
#BathroomGoals
Apparently taking a bath on a random Monday morning can solve all your problems
Some Geek Told MeAnyone can build a bridge that stands, but it takes an engineer to build a bridge that barely stands. #mondaythoughts
Lea RosemaIt's monday again. As long as I'm still in that job, it's important for me to remember to help evil to fAIl. #mondayThoughts
There was a Roman Emperor who never aged after he turned 19. His name was Constant teen. #mondaythoughts
Have you ever tried blind-folded archery? You don't know what you're missing. #mondaythoughts
A programmer goes to a supermarket, so her husband asks her, "Can you please get a litre of milk? If they have have eggs, please get a dozen." So she comes back home with 12 litres of milk. When asked why she had so much milk, she replied, "They had eggs." #mondaythoughts
Deepak Kumar Vasudevan✨ Your attitude decides how far you travel on the road to success.
But true success as a human being is measured by how you behaved along the way — and how grateful you were to those who walked beside you.
Scientists have just discovered a fossilised dinosaur fart. It's a real blast from the past. #mondaythoughts
What did the time traveller do when he was still hungry after dinner? He went back four seconds. #mondaythoughts
