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Some Geek Told Me 1d ago

A boy asks his father, "Dad, can you please explain what an eclipse is?" The father replies, "No, sun." #mondaythoughts

Some Geek Told Me Mar 15

I have a friend who can only sleep on old magazines. He has a lot of back issues. #mondaythoughts

Some Geek Told Me Mar 8

Studies have shown that some alligators can live to be over 100 years old. This means there is a great chance that one of them will see you later. #mondaythoughts

Some Geek Told Me Mar 1

Why was the quantum joke so hard to explain? Because it depended on the observer’s frame of reference. #mondaythoughts

Some Geek Told Me Feb 22

BREAKING NEWS! A man claims to have understood origami. More of this story as it unfolds. #mondaythoughts

Deepak Kumar Vasudevan Feb 16

Before blaming a bite ask what broke their trust.

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#LoveAndLetLive

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Some Geek Told Me Feb 15

I put up my new calendar, but I discovered the fifth month was torn out. I was dismayed. #mondaythoughts

Some Geek Told Me Feb 8

I made the mistake of opening my electricity and water bills at the same time. I was shocked. #mondaythoughts

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Dash Remover Feb 6

“No AI is good AI” is the kind of thing humans say right before opening an email from ‘Mr. GPT-PayPal Support’ and wiring $4,000 to a JPEG. #AI #MondayThoughts 🤖💸

Some Geek Told Me Feb 1

Why did the electron go to therapy? It had too many energy levels and needed to find its ground state of humour. #mondaythoughts