Modern society doesn’t understand my need to dedicate myself entirely to my artistry and spend all day sitting in a Parisian café scribbling away and drinking absinthe.
What do you mean I have to work and pay taxes?
Naming your second-born child "Lorem Ipsum"
#iTA #isThisAnything #loremipsum #names #secondborn #placeholdername #wordplay #parentinghumor #absurdity #namingconventions #modernproblems
Putting back a washed rug under a computer desk.
Option A: undo all wiring, move the desk.
Option B: Crawl under the desk and lift it with your neck.
Option B it is.
Well, that's new...
My musical choices on youtube just triggered it's suicide prevention splash page and a "You are NOT alone" banner on the subsequent content pages.
Now I feel like I've alarmed someone unnecessarily and have an overwhelming urge to explain that I'm not feeling suicidal, I just like quiet, pensive music. 😬
I suppose I should also thank them for making me experience teen-panic one more time in my life.
Någon som tröttnat på att få sin TV hijackad – undrar vad de har fått se…
(Bluetooth syncing screen – someone named their device "Not you TV!!!")
#modernproblems #bluetoothhijack #leavemealone #TV #hijack #hack
Is it a good thing or a bad thing when you see nerdy neurodivergent influencers on insta wearing the same shirt you bought at Target.