Mastodawn

to their credit, they invaded iran instead of afghanistan this time

*ducks*

https://mstdn.social/@bweller/115467783657332203

Becca (@[email protected])

for 💩s and 🤡s, because you dumbasses shouldn't trust anyone seeking power further than you can personally throw them, i'm gonna tell you how to fix it. 1) dont invade afghanistan. 2) arrest the traitors in every branch, command authority going to the highest still loyal position in the CoC 3) try the traitors immediately and publicly 4) send NG troops home 5) no uniformed soldiers in the streets 6) food, healthcare, housing 7) no land war on foot in winter in russia. use missiles and drones.

Mastodon 🐘

Smila Blomma Mar 2

Sbroccare su chi abita a Dubai mentre ci stanno le bombe è come sbroccare con chi ordina la pizza mentre glovo fa il caporalato.

Cerchiamo di non fare le campionesse di #MissingThePoint per piacere, su.
Persino noi siamo meglio di così.

Grazie, ciao.

Woozle Hypertwin Feb 24

#phpactor is clearly not understanding the assignment :-/

#missingThePoint #PHP

Becca Feb 10

that's good advice for people who are recovering from falling off horses

https://beige.party/@maxleibman/113951301512149759

#MissingThePoint #joke

Max Leibman (@[email protected])

My career as a motivational speaker was cut short after I gave my popular “you have to get get back on the horse” talk to patients at the methadone clinic.

beige.party

OhSnap!Dragon Feb 7

Boca Raton, FL

"We're Whiter Than The Inside of an Oreo"

#MissingThePoint
#RidiculousTownSlogans
#HashTagGames

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C.Suthorn

Feb 6

@[email protected] "als würden 60000 ihr taz abo kündigen" da nur 59000 ein taz abo haben, kann das garnicht passieren. #missingThePoint

Mike 🇨🇦 NuanceRhymesWithOrange Feb 4

The first time I visited Toronto's Union Station, it was roughly 50 years old. On my most recent visit, it was roughly 100 years old. It seems to be aging awfully quickly.

And still, Trudeau does nothing.

#MangledDeepThoughts #MissingThePoint #WineOClock