Richard Stallman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
Richard Stallman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
He told me
"Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t365MuktYQs

#misheardlyrics #misheard #misheardwords #richardstallman

Me: The pope’s dead.
Wife: You want poached egg?

#misheardwords

@stevencudahy  #WritingCommunity #CreativeWriting

#MastoPrompt #Challenge #Poem #Poetry
#Prompt: #Beam

From my 16 year old son, Dylan:

I'll have beams on toast,
Underneath the bean of light.
Whoops, I think that's wrong...

#bean #beamsontoast #beanoflight #misheard #misheardwords #confusion #whoops #mistake #confused #mistakenwords

Czy ktoś z państwa chce skorzystać z oferty astronomicznej?

#misheard #misheardwords

#overheard on tv

"... unsightly womp rats..."

I'm sure it was something else, but that's what it sounded like to me. 😆

#ADHD
#MisheardWords
#StarWars

Me *looking at Tana French's bibliography*: Hmmm...do I have "Witch Elm"?

11yo: Did you just say "I have to chill"

#misheardwords
#5thGraderLife

@aethelshane #WritingCommunity

#Haiku #575Prompt #Challenge
#Prompt: #Ribbons

From my 15 year old son, Dylan:

Want a Blue Ribbon?
It's called a Blue Ribband, friend!
Well, do you want one??!!

#BlueRibband #UKChocolate #Chocolate #misheardwords