In Toronto, it's the kind of day where you wish you hadn't closed the pool.

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My house got hotter than it ever has today. I don't turn the air on until the evening since I have the pool to keep me cool. I set the thermostat to 84 (oldspeak) but today the real temp crept up to 83. So, it went on early. Outside temp is done in newspeak, Celsius but for the life of me, I can't figure out how to change the thermostat from F to C. Hey, it's not smart and neither am I, so there!

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The mass shooter in Philly is white. SCOTUS is about to review a fictitious anti-gay case and it's very, very hot in Toronto. Oh, and the Blue Jays suck right now. Now that you're all up to date, I'm heading out to the back deck to check the pool. Have a good one!

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