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DROPOCALYPSE: Welcome To The Vinyl Jungle

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/05/29/dropocalypse-welcome-to-the-vinyl-jungle/

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DROPOCALYPSE: Welcome To The Vinyl Jungle

New and trending vinyl releases for the week of May 29, 2026 at MetalSucks' brand new column, Dropocalypse, by Rigor Morrissey.

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🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘2d ago

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Net Worthless With Johnny Spreadsheets: Boil Your Bass Strings Into A Brighter Financial Future

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/05/28/net-worthless-with-johnny-spreadsheets-boil-your-bass-strings-into-a-brighter-financial-future/

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Net Worthless With Johnny Spreadsheets: Boil Your Bass Strings Into A Brighter Financial Future

Johnny Spreadsheets helps enlighten musicians on an industry secret that helps your dollar go even further.

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🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘3d ago

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Do I Suck For… Being Too Tall At A (HED)P.E. Show?

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/05/27/do-i-suck-for-being-too-tall-at-a-hedp-e-show/

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Do I Suck For... Being Too Tall At A (HED)P.E. Show?

In the inaugural edition of "Do I Suck?," we explore a story from hedlover_26, who's wondering if they suck for something they did at a recent show.

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🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘4d ago

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Disgruntled Dad Reviews With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: BLACK VEIL BRIDES’ ‘Vindicate’

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/05/26/disgruntled-dad-reviews-with-dave-mustcomplain-black-veil-brides-vindicate/

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Disgruntled Dad Reviews With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: BLACK VEIL BRIDES' 'Vindicate'

Dave Mustcomplain opens up his brand new column, 'Disgruntled Dad Reviews,' with a few thoughts on Black Veil Brides' newest release.

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🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘6d ago

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MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLIKON: I Tried Watering It, But I Can’t Keep This Industry Plant Alive!

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/05/25/mondaysucks-with-john-goblikon-i-tried-watering-it-but-i-cant-keep-this-industry-plant-alive/

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MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLIKON: I Tried Watering It, But I Can’t Keep This Industry Plant Alive!

John Goblikon asks "how much friggin’ water do industry plants need ‘cause I can’t keep these things alive to save my life!"

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🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘May 23

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This Week in Metal: 5/18/2026–5/22/2026

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/05/22/this-week-in-metal-5-18-2026-5-22-2026/

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This Week in Metal: 5/18/2026–5/22/2026

Metal news this week was full of drama, heartache, and a big ol' burger from Denny's. Check out the stories in this week's roundup.

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🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘May 18

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MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLIKON: If AI-Generated Music Has No Soul, How Did It Accept My Marriage Proposal?!

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/05/18/mondaysucks-with-john-goblikon-if-ai-generated-music-has-no-soul-how-did-it-accept-my-marriage-proposal/

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MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLIKON: If AI-Generated Music Has No Soul, How Did It Accept My Marriage Proposal?! 

John Goblikon kicks off his brand new column, MondaySucks, with MetalSucks by wondering if AI is really all that bad for the music industry.

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🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘May 16

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This Week in Metal: 5/11/2026–5/15/2026

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/05/15/this-week-in-metal-5-11-2026-5-15-2026/

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This Week in Metal: 5/11/2026–5/15/2026

So many things happened this week in metal, from a captured killer to a last minute surprise from our boys in Converge.

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🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘May 13

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Six Pretty Unsucky Things from Welcome to Rockville 2026

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/05/12/six-pretty-unsucky-things-from-welcome-to-rockville-2026/

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Six Pretty Unsucky Things from Welcome to Rockville 2026

A lot happened at this year's Welcome to Rockville fest over the weekend, so we've rounded up a few particularly entertaining moments.

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🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘May 2

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This Week in Metal: 4/27/2026–5/01/2026

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/05/01/this-week-in-metal-4-27-2026-5-01-2026/

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This Week in Metal: 4/27/2026–5/01/2026

It's been an entertaining week in metal, with everything from newly surfaced Type O Negative music to the passing of David Allen Coe taking place.

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