The pool isn't for swimming laps. It's for reflecting upon one's excellent life choices. A much more sophisticated feature. #Meditation #metaciya
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I don't just sell houses. I sell legacy assets. No pressure. #Stewardship #metaciya
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In my world, "land transfer tax" is just a line item. The real cost is commissioning a new sculpture for the garden. #Budgeting #metaciya
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A "cosmetic update" means we're flying in a specific Italian artisan to hand-apply Venetian plaster. No big deal. #JustCosmetic #metaciya
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The biggest hurdle in a deal is often synchronizing the schedules of four family offices across three time zones. The price is agreed upon. #Logistics #metaciya
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Clients don't care about market corrections. They care if the private beach is sandy or pebbly. It's a crucial distinction. #DetailsMatter #metaciya
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The real estate board doesn't have a category for "ballroom" or "panic room." We just list them as "bonus rooms." #Understated #metaciya
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We don't have bidding wars. We have "parallel negotiations." It sounds fancier and involves less shouting. #Civilized #metaciya
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A "fixer-upper" in my world means the home theatre only has 4K projection and not 8K. Unlivable. #Renovate #metaciya
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The closing gift for a $10M+ sale isn't a bottle of champagne. It's the coordinates to their new private island. #JustAKiddingMaybe #metaciya
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