Mastodawn

Q: How much Hanukkah gelt did the skunk get?
A: One cent.

Q: What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon?
A: One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.

Q: How many potatoes does it take to make potato pancakes?
A: A latke.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Hanukkah #Chanukkah #ChanukkahSameach #StarWars #HanSolo #HarrisonFord #Menorahs #Menorah

(((Cindy Weinstein)))Nov 26, 2023

Second #TJMaxx in the #SanGabrielValley (one in #LaCanada; the other in #Pasadena) that doesn't have #Hanukkah merchandise. Managers at both places said they hadn't received any #menorahs, #candles (not even the #chocolate, said one!) this year. Anyone else have this experience? No one with whom I've spoken has been able to explain why, after all these years of carrying these items, #TJMaxx is no longer doing so.

(((Cindy Weinstein)))Nov 26, 2023

Second #TJMaxx in the #SanGabrielValley that doesn't have #Hanukkah merchandise. Managers at both places said they hadn't received any #menorahs, #candles (not even the #chocolate, said one!) this year. Anyone else have this experience? No one with whom I've spoken has been able to explain why, after all these years of carrying these items, #TJMaxx is no longer doing so.

🇺🇸 JewWhoHasItAll Dec 7, 2022

It seems wild to me that the First Lady put up 77 #menorahs and more than 83,615 #dreidels around the #WhiteHouse!!

#Chanukkah doesn’t even start for another week and a half!

#MedinatAmerica

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