#MeIRL

Visitors due this evening. House is in a state. Mess everywhere. Need to vacuum and clean the bathroom. Nothing in fridge. Aghh!

Ok, get a hold of yourself and prioritise:

1. Spend an hour carefully curating the shelf of 10 books in the guest bedroom...

April 1st should be a national holiday wherever people are doing pranks. It's too hard on my brain.

#meirl

Human not okay kitty 😭  

#catmemes #cats #meirl #fediverse #catsOfMastodon

My mildly franglaished brain just got confused about "what ails you" because it makes me think of garlic (which is a great panacea).

#franglish #meirl

Oh no wait. It's Tomorrow Me that's actually going to get their shit together. My mistake. So sorry.

#meirl

I know most people are not as obsessively avid about following the news as it breaks but the number of people who are just now learning about the unrest in Mexico via the Costco subreddit, of all places, is still an eye opener.

#media #reddit #meirl

If you email then text and then call within a few minutes there had better be something on fire and not just you want to ask me a non-time sensitive question.

#mildlyinfuriating #meirl

Hrm, Olympics closing ceremonies Vs. BAFTA red carpet live.

A good couchpotato Sunday quandary.

#meirl #sunday