Nothing screams mid life crisis like worrying about getting Estrogen on my new tattoo.

#menopause #midlife #meirl

This owl is always on my fucking case.

#duolingo #meirl #hopoff

I relate, mower. I relate.

Edit: Less than 12 hours later the mower was gone, suggesting that free was more important than broken :)

#shitpost #OrIsIt #meirl

If you send me a screenshot of a spreadsheet full of numbers and expect me to do something with those numbers you are dead to me.

#meirl #mildlyinfuriating #spreadsheets #screenshots #ux

I'm trying to find inspiration for my haircut. But everything I find really boils down to "get bangs and learn to use a curling iron & products"

#meirl #haircut

Yes, it is almost 10:00 a.m. and I'm still in bed but I have been working very hard lately, it's raining outside, I don't have any meetings, and there's a cat on my lap. So really nothing I could do about it.

#meirl

Maybe this next, upcoming minute divisible by 5 will be the one where I want to start working. I'll just goof off until then.

#meirl #productivity

So busy with work today that I'm only now getting around to freaking out about hanta virus!

#meirl

“I promise you, there is something worse out there than being sad, and that is being alone and being sad.”

#TedLasso #meirl