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Maxwell House coffee has officially changed its name

The coffee giant is revamping its brand name for the first time in 133 years

Salon.com

The #boringDystopia:

Your #poverty is our #marketing gimmick

'#MaxwellHouse #coffee, a 133-year-old brand, recently launched a marketing campaign rebranding themselves as “Maxwell Apartment Coffee”

“Maxwell House? In this economy?” a narrator asks in a video ad, promising that Maxwell Apartment is “the same affordable coffee you love, now with an even more affordable name”

The company is also offering a year’s supply of its coffee for “under $40”… “12-month lease”'

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/01/maxwell-house-ad-campaign-apartment

#MaxwellHouse #HousingCrisis
This says so much. They actually thought that this was a good response to the housing crisis. 🙄🤦‍♂️

Maxwell House Is Now Maxwell Apartment Because Hahaha Nothing Matters Now Hahaha | Sprudge Coffee

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Maxwell House Is Now Maxwell Apartment Because Hahaha Nothing Matters Now Hahaha | Sprudge Coffee

I hate it here.

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