Mastodawn

Funny Quote of the Day: "I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." - Erma Bombeck

Funny Quote of the Day: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I." - Oscar Levant

Funny Quote of the Day: "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Fred Allen

Funny Quote of the Day: "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." - Robert Anthony

Funny Quote of the Day: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I." - Oscar Levant

Funny Quote of the Day: "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Fred Allen

Funny Quote of the Day: "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." - Robert Anthony

Funny Quote of the Day: "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it." - Clarence Darrow

Funny Quote of the Day: "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Fred Allen

Funny Quote of the Day: "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." - Robert Anthony