Since being here, I see this as a typical bio of a Mastodon User:

"Part Time Ice Block Seller, I Make SteamPunk Ties Out Of Used Razor Blades, Hollandaise Sauce Connoisseur, Absentee Shawnee, Probably Dutch, Recreational Cough Medicine User, Die Musk! Just Die Already! Love My Morning Chai, Have 3 Beautiful Kids All Named "Betz."

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