Dear Mastodon,
I need to get something off my chest:

MY BOOBS!

If you’ve had a masto done (see what I did there?), please give me all your recovery tips. And if you haven’t had a mastectomy (can’t make the same joke twice), could you please boost this? I’d really appreciate it!

#mastectomydon #mastectomy #enby #queerhelp #BoobsBeGone #pleaseboost #pleasehelp