My Little PonfarrJan 26, 2024
For anyone outside of the UK, yes, it's true that "marzipan dildo" has been trending in British politics, and no, I'm not the slightest bit surprised any more.
#marzipandildo
Lady Wicket💗Jan 26, 2024
“No clowns were funny. That was the whole purpose of a clown. People laughed at clowns, but only out of nervousness. The point of clowns was that, after watching them, anything else that happened seemed enjoyable.”
Terry Pratchett; Men at Arms
#Discworld #WhatsApp #CovidInquiry #NicolaSturgeonSayingItAsItIs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿#BorisJohnsonIsAFuckingClown 🤡
#MarzipanDildo
Inky TartarsJan 26, 2024

My continued respect for Nicola is enhanced by this information.

[Edit: Sigh ... It doesn't literally say that Nicola Sturgeon wrote these things. It uses the standard journalism trick of juxtaposing two statements to imply a connection, for satirical effect. It's sort of sad that satire has to be explained.]

#NunsPiss #MarzipanDildo #Shitler

Show threadAxel FoleyJan 26, 2024

@Geri
#FuckingClown
#MarzipanDildo

🤣🤣🤣

John EarleJan 26, 2024

Will Nicola Sturgeon enjoy renewed popularity over WhatsApp descriptions of Tories? | Vox Political
https://voxpoliticalonline.com/2024/01/26/will-nicola-sturgeon-enjoy-renewed-popularity-over-whatsapp-descriptions-of-tories/

#Nicola Sturgeon #WhatsApp #description #Matt Hancock #weak #nun #piss #Liz Truss #marzipandildo #Boris Johnson #clown #Suella Braverman #Shitler #Covid #19 #Inquiry #popular #Mike Sivier #Vox Political

Will Nicola Sturgeon enjoy renewed popularity over WhatsApp descriptions of Tories?

This Writer never had much time for Nicola Sturgeon – until now. The SNP politician has been ordered to disclose the contents of WhatsApp messages she sent during the Covid-19 crisis – …

Vox Political
Show threadrooftopjaxxJan 25, 2024
@Geri great to see #MarzipanDildo trending over there though, gotta give her some credit for originality for that one