As a famous comedian, I'm sometimes asked to recover a golden Idol from a booby-trapped Peruvian temple. Both jobs require perfect timing, but I'd rather die on stage than in a musty cave.
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The only thing more fun than fiddling while Rome burns or rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic is playing chess with my old friend, Cornholio.

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Once more, this ad is so completely stupid in so many ways, I can find no way to parody it. Well played, Axe.

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I'm proud to report that I have been added back to the Cracker Barrel logo at the insistence of the Trump Administration. Free Markets!
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