John-Paul KeatesSurely, it’s called a unicorn because it has a unique horn.
This is my hill and here I am, dying on it.
My wife shouted at me for hitting the dog with an iPad. Wait ‘til she finds out he bought it with her credit card.
I'm not addicted to cosmetic surgery. It's just a face I'm going through.
Learning fresh skills for my new business, making animal hats. But only for foals and horses.
This time next year, I'll be a milliner.
It was cheaper to rent than buy a couple of things that wobbled, but didn't fall over, which is how I became the lessor of two Weebles.
Why do karaoke when you could do karaawesome?
The Beluga is the only whale named after the sound a klaxon makes.
It's only a crafty wank if you do it at home by hand.
Prisoners are using old-fashioned SMS messages to order drugs and abuse each other. Which can look bad if taken out of context.
Our online street food competition is heating up. An guy from India has entered the chat.