Could a garden sprayer and 3 gallons of olive oil turn an ICE raid into a episode of Benny Hill?

#lubrication

Vaginas make their own lubricant!

We bet you didn‘t know that vaginas and sharks have something in common? The scientifically proven fact is that they both contain the substance called squalene. This exists in shark livers and is a natural vaginal lubricant.

Not many other body parts can say that. When you get aroused, more blood flows to your genitals, which cues you to get wet. That lubrication primarily comes through the vaginal walls, though you also get some wetness from the labia minora and from cervical discharge #vulva #vagina #pussy #wet #lubrication #aroused #arousal #shark

https://www.sheknows.com/health-and-wellness/articles/1103769/superpowers-your-vagina-has/

"A Boeing supplier says it tried using Vaseline, cornstarch, and talcum powder to lubricate a door seal before settling on Dawn dish soap: NYT"

Of course, these are all milspec. Don't you know?

I would have used KY Jelly myself.

I wonder if that door seal was ribbed. You know, for your pleasure.

#USNews #vaseline #cornstarch #TalcumPowder #KYJelly #milspec #DawnDishDetergent #lubrication #satire

https://www.aol.com/boeing-supplier-says-tried-using-052231034.html