Some very funny lines in this article about a federal judge who denied having sex WITH A COP in her judicial chambers, for over two years, where her clerks could hear them!
[SPOILER: she got a slap on the wrist & was only identified by Bloomberg news.]
#all #rise #gavel #bang #dodged #bullet #JDVance #sofa #stain #analysis #Duke #mayo #chambers #loveseat #litigation #judge #criminal #civil #blackmail #risk #judicial #counsel #federal #case #investigation #flips #cushion
https://abovethelaw.com/2026/05/federal-judge-had-sex-in-chambers-bringing-new-meaning-to-gavel-bang/
Federal Judge Had Sex In Chambers Bringing New Meaning To Gavel Bang

But the Eleventh Circuit decided against public reprimand.

Above the Law
Not sure what to say about this. I guess there's something for everyone. 📷 Pentax K-70 🔘 Pentax 18-135mm APS-C #Photography #Soft #BlueSkyArtShow #Art #Abstract #AbstractArt #Hippy #Patchwork #Furniture #Couch #Loveseat #Settee #Sofa #StreetPhotography #EastCoastKin #PhotoOfTheDay #Pentax #P530

On the bright side, JD Vance can become a spokesmodel for any furniture store:

“I loved it at Levitz!”

#Loveseat #EwwGross

Weird Marketplace Find of the Day. We just ordered a couch. We should have waited until this one popped up. #weirdmarketplace #couch #Loveseat #decor #BuyAndSell #mushrooms #orange
Weird Marketplace Find of the Day. On the left is seating purchased in Dubai. On the right is a "Herman Miller Nelson Style Marshmallow Love Seat." I'm not sure how comfortable these are in real life. #WeirdMarketplace #AmIMissingSomething #seating #loveseat #decor
Wayfair's New Line Steelside Is Seriously Bachelor-Pad Cool

Steelside is like if mid-century modern, industrial decor, and JB Blunk-minimalism had a threesome.

The Best Scratch-Proof Furniture That Your Adorable Cat Can't Ruthlessly Destroy https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/k78ddy/best-cat-proof-couches #Vice #RSS #News #Bot #shopping-home #mid-century #furniture #shopping #loveseat #couch
The Best Scratch-Proof Furniture That Your Adorable Cat Can't Ruthlessly Destroy

Is your sanity hanging by a thread of a soon-to-be-cat-clawed couch? Right this way.

Wayfair's New Line Steelside Is Seriously Bachelor-Pad Cool

Steelside is like if mid-century modern, industrial decor, and JB Blunk-minimalism had a threesome.

The Best Scratch-Proof Furniture That Your Adorable Cat Can't Ruthlessly Destroy https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/k78ddy/best-cat-proof-couches #Vice #RSS #News #Bot #shopping-home #mid-century #furniture #shopping #loveseat #couch
The Best Scratch-Proof Furniture That Your Adorable Cat Can't Ruthlessly Destroy

Is your sanity hanging by a thread of a soon-to-be-cat-clawed couch? Right this way.