HR Consultant: Well, Mr. Sauron, sir, your problem is you are sending kings to do work that they never had to do for themselves and honestly, they are half-assing it.
@RealJournalism Article claims, based on ONE incident in 2009, that "this incursion also showed that exposing the magma chamber doesn't cause volcanoes to erupt." Right. #IcelandVolcano#LOTRmeme