During my allergy season, Tolkien and I are just going to have to disagree about the splendor of trees.

#tolkien #lotr #lotrmeme

repost if you're disappointed nobody got you a #sword 😢
Bluesky

Bluesky Social

Why didn't Tom Bombadil answer the phone?

Because the Ring had no effect on him.

#lotr #tolkien #lotrmeme #joke #dadjoke #nerdjokes

HR Consultant: Well, Mr. Sauron, sir, your problem is you are sending kings to do work that they never had to do for themselves and honestly, they are half-assing it.

#LotR #LotRmeme

Images I found on my phone instead of the one I actually wanted to find #003

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The Elf even hunts Nazgul for sport! - Lemmy.World

@RealJournalism
Article claims, based on ONE incident in 2009, that "this incursion also showed that exposing the magma chamber doesn't cause volcanoes to erupt." Right. #IcelandVolcano #LOTRmeme