Mastodawn

If this is the 3rd chapter in the Gulf War and/or World War trilogy, where are the damn Ewoks?

#LOLsob #History #TTJ #War #History #WW3 #Iran #Israel

This opening lede is produced #lolsob: “As podcasts and talk radio blur the lines between sports and politics, professional athletes — many of whom have found encouragement from President Trump — are running in midterm elections.”

@gottalaff.bsky.social

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Jonathan Kamens 86 47 Jan 30

@SmudgeTheInsultCat lol the woman I was sitting next to on the bus today was having a phone conversation helping someone arrange a trip to Italy, and she was like "Yes, you should definitely get the trip insurance. You might not be able to get into Italy by summer, due to the possibility of World War 3."
#lolsob 😭

Ray Jan 29

#lolsob #Friedensrat #Weidel #AfD

https://www.n-tv.de/politik/Mit-Weidel-saesse-Deutschland-in-Trumps-Friedensrat-id30301211.html

AfD zwischen USA und Russland: Mit Weidel säße Deutschland in Trumps Friedensrat

Wie meistens im Bundestag übt AfD-Chefin Weidel Brutal-Kritik an der Bundesregierung. Aber sie sagt auch verstärkt, was sie anders machen würde. Beim Friedensrat von Trump will Weidel mitmachen, in der Gas-Frage hält sie es eher mit Russland.

ntv NACHRICHTEN

Sir Rochard 'Dock' Bunson Jan 21

I picked the wrong decade to stop sniffing glue...

#LOLsob

Sir Rochard 'Dock' Bunson Jan 16

Denmark should just rename Greenland Epstein Island and Trump will stop talking about it.

#LOLsob

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply

Jan 9

RE: https://flipboard.com/@insideclimate/latest-news-igngpae4z/-/a-ZS2lnh8-SfCg5WHL4Sb-PQ%3Aa%3A2648295990-%2F0

Eureka! If we throw ICE into the ocean, we can solve fascism and climate change at the same time!

#ICE #Fascism #ClimateChange #LOLSob

Jonathan Kamens 86 47 Dec 10

"Clinic Closures Force More Rural Americans To Rely On Horse Who Stomps Twice When Patient Has Cancer"
https://theonion.com/clinic-closures-force-more-rural-americans-to-rely-on-horse-who-stomps-twice-when-patient-has-cancer/
#humor #funny #TheOnion #lolsob

Clinic Closures Force More Rural Americans To Rely On Horse Who Stomps Twice When Patient Has Cancer

WASHINGTON—In the wake of the Trump administration’s decision to require employers to pay a $100,000 fee in order to hire immigrant physicians on H-1B visas, clinics closures across rural America this week have reportedly forced many residents to rely on a horse who stomps twice when a patient has cancer. “Without access to board-certified oncologists […]

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