10) Stub my toe badly.
1) Decide to *quickly* re-wire the fairy lights around the bed.
2) Move the bed to the middle of the room “just for a second”.
3) Realise the lights need unplugging. Unplug them.
4) Realise I need a hammer.
5) Go to the cellar for the hammer.
6) Accidentally reorganise ski boots.
7) Return upstairs. It’s 1am.
8) Decide sleep is now the best life choice.
9) Walk into the dark.