BREAKING: Mummified #LemonPig gets ornery & bucks, knocking Bart Simpson flat on his back. Newscat on the scene, caught it all on camera, but alas i have no means of viewing that old format of videotape
fact check: all windowsill critters found in these exact positions when i got up this morning πΉ
lemon pig status
age = 31 days
birthday = 2025-12-31








